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Running, literally and metaphorically, is just about everything I am. If I can't run, I'm not happy. I despise being referred to as "cute," but that adjective is generally ascribed to me. I often get carded when buying tickets to rated R movies. Peanut butter is pretty awesome.




I dislike being touched by strangers, or touched by those I know with out fair warning. I'm not a fan of spiders that are near me, although I'm okay with them at a distance. I have an irrational fear of lakes and flat tires.

I love the outdoors, and hiking, and crashing through the woods and tearing up my shins on briers. I've graduated college, but who knows what next. I suppose I'll be an adult eventually. I enjoy jobs that deal with angry disgruntled people as I love seeing the worst of humanity. I plan to be a crotchety old person myself as soon as age allows.